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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2005|04:26 pm]
nothing is good anymore
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I'm his number one fan [Aug. 24th, 2005|02:15 pm]
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4134&n=2
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(no subject) [Aug. 24th, 2005|01:48 pm]
How long have I been in this storm?
So overwhelmed by the ocean's shapeless form
The water's getting harder to tread
With these waves crashing over my head

If I could just see you, everything would be alright
If I see you this darkness will turn to light
And I will walk on water
And you will catch me if I fall
And I will get lost into your eyes
And everything will be alright
And everything will be alright

I know you didn't bring me out here to drown
So why am I ten feet under and upside down
Barely surviving has become my purpose
Cos I'm so used to living under the surface

If I could just see you, everything would be alright
If I see you this darkness will turn to light
And I will walk on water
And you will catch me if I fall
And I will get lost into your eyes
And everything will be alright

And I will walk on water
You will catch me if I fall
And I will get lost into your eyes
And everything will be alright
Now everything is alright
Everything's alright.
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(no subject) [Aug. 17th, 2005|03:02 pm]
caved
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uhm? [Aug. 17th, 2005|01:00 pm]
how can you chop off ten inches of hair and someone looks at you and goes, "did you cut your hair?"
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2005|02:40 pm]
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!!

I'm dying here.

And they didn't even end up having food for the dude's birthday. WTF?
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2005|05:24 pm]
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La la la la la... la la la la la... la la la la la la la la la... [Jul. 14th, 2005|02:36 pm]
Uh oh. i WAS really annoying last night. i kept going up in people's ears when they were trying to make a shot and i sung "La la la la la... la la la la la... la la la la la la la la la..." to the tune of "Loving You" because Jack on Will and Grace was doing it.

Ew.
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hahahahahaha! [Jul. 13th, 2005|04:44 pm]
I love how my mom spent thousands of dollars sending me to private Jewish schools for twelve years, only to have the Belief-O-Matic on www.beliefnet.com tell me that I have the religious tendencies of a Liberal Quaker!

Here is how I scored:

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Reform Judaism (88%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (86%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
6. Neo-Pagan (78%)
7. Sikhism (72%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (70%)
9. New Age (68%)
10. Islam (65%)
11. Secular Humanism (61%)
12. Jainism (61%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (60%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (55%)
15. Hinduism (51%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (49%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (48%)
18. New Thought (45%)
19. Scientology (45%)
20. Taoism (44%)
21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
22. Nontheist (40%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (40%)
24. Roman Catholic (40%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (29%)
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Skeered! [Jul. 13th, 2005|12:04 pm]
I'm afraid to update yet because it's thundering like shit outside and I know I'll just end up losing whatever I write because we'll lose power.

Seriously it sounds like apocalypse out there right now!! The angels are bowling hard!
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Songfulness [Jul. 6th, 2005|01:59 pm]
I am going to update shortly but in the meantime can readers please send me a list of the top five to ten songs you simply can't live without? I'm looking for awesome new music, preferrably which I haven't heard before. You may send me as few or as many as you'd like!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jul. 1st, 2005|01:58 pm]
3:00 dismissal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fuck... me... [Jul. 1st, 2005|12:24 pm]
that was the BEST bagel I've ever had

sadness that it's over
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CD guy [Jun. 27th, 2005|05:07 pm]
His assistant got him a Gloria Gaynor CD.


At least it's not Gaelic.
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I thought I had rubbed this in y'all's faces already [Jun. 23rd, 2005|03:21 pm]
I guess not? A buddy of mine told me last night that I had neglected to gloat, nay POST, this link. :)

http://www.greathawaiivacations.com/PropertyHtmls/MAA72TPG.HTML

Sorry but in a life as pathetic as mine, this is the only thing I have to look forward to.
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NUGGET [Jun. 22nd, 2005|04:34 pm]

 

If I could just have Nugget I think I'd be happy forever.

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Victory is mine! [Jun. 21st, 2005|05:43 pm]
Me and my cubicle neighbor conspired to overthrow the Gaelic CD Man's tyrranical reign! We have stolen all his CD's and replaced them with Aaron Neville and trance music! At last!
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2005|04:29 pm]
Myspace.

Are these people for real? I wish I could post some of the messages I get on there. Most of them look like they were written by mentally retarded pre-schoolers. It's just sad.
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what's the only thing worse than that CD he's been playing on repeat? [Jun. 15th, 2005|03:28 pm]
He put the old Celtic CD in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The original annoyance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh dear Lord [Jun. 3rd, 2005|01:40 pm]
How bored am I?

I just applied to be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune.
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